One for every hour I spent on the road or in public today...
1) When a turtle is trying to cross the road, it's going to rain soon
2) A red light means three more cars are allowed to go
3) Standard light signals are sideways
4) Don't venture into Lawton too far, it's scary in the middle of the day!
5) Tint your windows...everyone else has.
6) You'll pay tolls on I-44 (the Turnpike) more than twice
7) There is no shortage of country music radio stations
8) Bring a translator, or you'll have to ask the locals to repeat themselves or talk slower.
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